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liberalsarecool:

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Fake masculinity book. Fake Supreme Court case. Fake Missouri residence.

Conservatives need a scam to survive. No wonder Trump is their god.

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himbocorgi:

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Environmental storytelling

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fattributes:

Time for another party! I’m hosting a neighborhood barbecue and I only request that everyone attending brings a side dish. What can I count on you for?

Baked Beans

Deviled Eggs

Fresh Vegetables with Dip

Baked Dessert (brownies, cobbler, fruit pie, etc.)

Baked Macaroni and Cheese/ Lasagna

Watermelon

Coleslaw/ Potato Salad

Crunchy Vegetable Salad

Baked Spinach Dip/ Buffalo Chicken Dip

Jell-O

Again, for the intent of this poll, drinks, plates, and dinnerware are already taken care of. Let’s see if we can successfully coordinate a nice, balanced menu with our neighbors.

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a-book-of-creatures:

fyeahaudiodrama:

shelterwoodpod:

shelterwoodpod:

shelterwoodpod:

Let’s make a haunted house together! Ingredients:

creaky floorboards and squealing hinges

uncomfortable and disquieting wall art

mysterious noises from… somewhere

flesh

dusty old opulent furniture

creepy dolls

memories of what once was and long-suppressed secrets

long shadows cast by insufficient lighting

show results/tag something else

reblog to enlist your mutuals in building the House :)

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I have made a strategical error

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This continues to be the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me on this website


With your help we can get to 30% flesh!!!

FLESH! FLESH! FLESH!

At the haunted house (chanting): flesh, flesh-

Ghosts: flesh, FLESH

House (pounding her doors): FLESH, FLESH, FLESH!

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bogleech:

at this point I wish advertising in general was just literally illegal. Word of mouth only. Maybe exceptions beneath a certain net value like if you’re a startup or a family run business but if you’re already making a billion dollars then making even one single commercial or banner campaign should be a crime and I mean a crime like the CEO gets investigated on national television and goes to prison forever and everyone agrees they’re a sick fucked up maniac

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ilikethemwings:

laora-ryn:

Saw this license plate today and I’m still ugly laughing about it

A Texas license plate on a gray Honda Pilot, visible behind a bike rack. The plate's theme is "Columbia remembered." it has a small picture of a rocket with the text to it reading "SPASE"ALT
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kunoichl:

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funniest tiktok exchange of all time

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