pornstarbucks:

when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage

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ladygolem:

i’m not usually a praying girl but if you’re out there, madoka, 

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fontinosantana:

engineering is red

science is blue

command is yellow

this isn’t actually a poem it’s just star trek trivia

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meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

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zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

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